AWAKE: Dark Chocolate, 2.9 oz

Consume one AWAKE bite and you'll be ready to send a fax, or possibly several emails. Two bites and you'll be ready to demand a raise, arm wrestle a swole bro, or bench press a small coworker. Three bites and it gets real—you could possibly create the greatest spreadsheet known to humankind. Eat four bites and you're in hurricane territory. We pity the fool who gets in your way.* *Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition, and willingness to believe.